With Campuses in LondonParisAnd Coming Soon -- Moscow

January 1, 1909

Tsar Willem II


Dear Tsar,

It is my great pleasure to inform you that you have won a FULL scholarship to the Bishop-Patterson University of Higher Reasoning. Your scholarship is in our Remedial Program for the Strategically Challenged. The scholarship covers tuition, room, board, books, and supplies. You may register for our Spring Semester that begins January 12th. Or you may prefer to wait until our Fall Semester that begins September 12th. You can attend classes either at our London Campus or our Paris Campus. If you prefer to wait awhile, you can attend our new campus in Moscow.

Again, congratulations. I look forward to seeing you in class.


Dr. William Orville Stanford